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Mercedes Benz SLA Concept

This isn't one of the newer concept cars, which is good - because it means that it luckily didn't make it out there onto the roads. But it still gives you some insight into what the heck people are thinking when they try to come up with a design. Kudos to ...

The Chevy Kidnapping Van

What's the easiest way to fall into the attention of that nearby police cruiser? Simply drive the standard-issue kidnap van made by Chevy and popularized by mobs, gangs, and criminals worldwide (and by worldwide we mean America): This one clearly has some visible damage from an action-packed kidnapping that must have ...

Toyota FJ Cruiser, Eye Bruiser

Here we've got an ugly ride by the same great people that brought you everyone's favorite "Saved by Zero" commercial - which in fact features the oh-so-stunning FJ Cruiser. Truth is that the commercial is as repelling as the looks of the weird-looking eye-bruiser. Something about a radical look and radical ...

The WAY Too Tricked-Out Pickup Truck

Communities of car enthusiasts host occasional meets-and-greets to showcase their rides, and oftentimes it's a hit-or-miss outcome. The hits can be sweet rides, and the misses can be a great source of ridiculousness that provides us with a feeding ground for pix and flicks. And here of course is one ...

The New Mercedes US: Ugly Stump

Ladies and gents - so once again we get a chance to make fun of a car by calling it a "toy". But this time it's not a usual subject of ridicule - it's a Mercedes. And yet, calling it a toy is not even a joke - no need ...

The Suppository Racer

OK - so there is really not much to say for this one. It's one of those that you just have to look at one and you already know what everyone's thinking. Specifically, this lil' racer looks like it will drive right up your poopshoot, hopefully leaving the wheels behind ...

A Mustang and a Smart Car Sitting in a Tree…

It's starting to look like there are so many ugly cars out there and so little time to cover them all. We're thinking that we'll switch over to a format with even less text so that the visuals can "shine" and speak for themselves. You can use your imagination to ...

The Hummer H3 on Wooden Wheels: Art?

I just don't get people sometimes. Why in the world would you take a car that's already ugly and make it even uglier? It's great for us. We get to showcase the uninteresting Hummer H3 as a car itself and also this specific modified H3 with friggin' wooden wheels. What's ...

The Mercedes G-Class - A Modern German Tank

Oh, the Germans. We just covered another Mercedes two days ago that compromised the German car-marker's image of "prestige" and "quality". Now we have another aesthetic failure by Mercedes with the overly-boxy and just way-too-edgy G-class. This seems to be another case of German nostalgia for their military past, like ...

More About the Tata Nano

Here is a nice little video (although admittedly way too long) about the Tata Nano. You can check out the cheapo ride from a few more angles. The best part about this video is that it's presented by some funny Indian people.

Tata Nano - The Cheapo Ride For $2500

It's called the "People's Car" due to its affordable price. The $2500 price tag also means that it has to be made of components that together cost less than $2500 so that there is at least some type of profit margin on the sales. That also means that you are ...

The Mercedes A Class: No Class

What's worse than a car manufacturer who consistently and repeatedly puts out ugly cars, like Renault for instance, is a maker who usually dominates the aesthetic space by creating beauties but suddenly creates a ridiculously pathetic ride. That's what we've got in front of us with the Mercedes A Class. Sweet ...

How to Make an Audi Look Ugly in 3 Steps

You'd think that, overall, Audi's are ugly-proof cars. In general, this car-maker fits with the German bunch well in terms of appealing aesthetics. But that doesn't mean that the evil capacity of the average man can't ruin machine by rendering even a normally attractive Audi into something ludicrous. It seems ...

The Full Plastic Jeep Renegade Concept “Car”

While ridiculing many of the other cars, we've joked that they look like "toys" or "Fisher-Price" products. The goal was to make fun of their designs by suggesting how they "could" be viewed as objects for kids to play with. That was all for good times. This time, however, we're ...

The Suzuki X-90: A Japanese Nightmare

Check out this little hot-shot. It probably thinks that it can attract the ladies, with its tight frame and rounded figure. Problem is that the ladies don't have much buying power without the men out there (oh, snap) - and no guy would buy this weird looking ride. We'll give ...