Contact

If you’d like to submit a picture of a fugly ride or make us aware of any recent ugliness that has invaded our streets, please check out the “Submit” page.

For any other communication that you desire to send our way, you’re in the right place. Just pop open your preferred email client and send us electronic post to contact@fuglyrides.com

If this is a life-threatening emergency, dial 911 immediately. Do not confuse this with 411. Check back with us after your urgent medical care needs to see if there might have been updates during your hospital stay.

Any comments, suggestions, ideas, love confessions, private questions, expressions of joy, packets of contagious happiness, or randomness in general, feel free to compose an email.

If, however, you are looking to send declarations of hate, signs of dislike, pictures of your middle finger, or pieces of your feces (which is impossible via email, by the way), then this could mean only one thing: the car you so very much love – your little baby – has been featured on our website. Although you’re welcome to express your misguided disagreement via email or in the comments section below each post, we would encourage you to first do one of the following:

  1. Call a friend of yours who you think is a responsible citizen (or resident alien, but just not an illegal immigrant – they’re trouble), and tell them that your car has been featured on this site. This will immediately give them the “green light” to help you get rid of your car – which is something that they were dreaming of since day one of knowing you. Kindly hand over the keys to your friend and tell him or her that you simply need “help”. They will know what to do. And please videotape it and send it in to us – we love seeing the demise of fugly rides.
  2. Lace your car with fresh ‘n fatty bacon. Put pieces inside and rub it all over the chassis. Then drive your fugly thing into a nearby forest and see if a grizzly bear might want to adopt it. And by “see” we mean leave your car there and start running back towards your home as fast as you can. Pretend you’re qualifying for the Olympics. Never return to check on your car. You don’t know if there might be some of that bacon scent still on you as well.
  3. Give your keys to the nearest homeless person and tell them that they can have the car. For lack of knowing how to drive a car – being homeless and all – the guy will undoubtedly crash it and total your fugly ride, thus taking it off our streets for good.

If none of these do the trick or you’re not in the mood to do any of the three acts of kindness listed, then just go ahead and burn the car. You’ll save yourself future embarrassment and ridicule. Your life will improve exponentially and you’ll be sending us letters of praise and gratitude – at which time you can feel free to send them to the above email address.

For those of you who just want to write us a quick note or don’t want to deal with the whole email thing because it’s way too hard, you can simply use the form below: