About
FuglyRides exposes all the extremely ugly rides that plague this world. Our mission is to get all hideous cars off our streets. If you’re shopping for a car, new or used, check here first to make sure that you’re not misguided or blind in one eye and thus lack depth perception to see how fugly your selection is in 3D.
By featuring new cars that are doomed to fugliness from the start, we seek to steer the public away and eliminate all demand – in turn halting production of the ugly car. Furthermore, by showcasing older cars that fall into the fugly-basket, we seek to make the respective owners aware of the discomfort and pain that they are causing to the rest of the world. Giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming that they are not aware of the negative effects of their fugly ride, we give them a chance to get in touch with reality and promptly burn their car or drive it off a pier into the ocean so as to provide our beautiful underwater cousins a new artificial habitat.
Air, land, or sea (although mostly land – and on wheels). Cars, motorcycles, bicycles, or hybrids. New or used. Stock or modified. Factory-direct or customized. Long or short. Wide or narrow. Rusted or shiny. Raised or lowered. Body kit or missing parts. Hubcaps or 24K gold-plated alloy. Green, blue, purple, or fuchsia. If it’s ugly, it’s ugly. We don’t discriminate.