The Ford Kidnapping Van

November 16, 2008 · Filed Under Cars, Damaged, Old 

What’s the easiest way to fall into the attention of that nearby police cruiser? Simply drive the standard-issue kidnap van made by Ford and popularized by mobs, gangs, and criminals worldwide (and by worldwide we mean America):

chevy kidnap van The Ford Kidnapping Van

This one clearly has some visible damage from an action-packed kidnapping that must have gone wrong as Police started chasing them. Who knows which side won. At least we know that the kidnap van clipped something on the way. Would be sweet if it was a fire hydrant that created a big scene at the site of collision (or rather, scrape). What’s missing on this kidnap van? Just the marketing signs. The fella who owns this need to get a big label/decal/sign that says “Bob’s Kidnapping Service, LLC” and several special offers such as “Kidnap Two People, Get One Free” or “One Child Free with Every Kidnapped Mother”. Oh, and don’t forget to tape people’s reaction – as well as take pictures of the arrest.

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6 Responses to “The Ford Kidnapping Van”

  1. Bob on November 16th, 2008 4:14 am

    Dude, that’s a Ford. Give us the real thing!

  2. Pcjbct on November 17th, 2008 5:56 am

    Idiots. Chevy Econoline???

  3. Shawn on November 21st, 2008 3:28 pm

    Go to hell retard. That is not a kidnapping van. I don’t know why people always say that. Jesus. I own two of these vans and I’ll assure you they are used for strictly for business. They are for work and making money, not for kidnapping. Grow up.

  4. Shawn on November 21st, 2008 3:47 pm

    A LOT BETTER THAN A MINIVAN!!! At least this thing is truck based and rear wheel drive. This this will last practically forever. When the shitty homosexual minivan or fag assed Prius is broken down on the side of the road this van will blow by laughing in their faces!!

    You got to admit, this van is a hell of a lot better than all these plastic ugly front wheel drive shit cars they make today. In my opinion I’d have to say that anything after the 1980’s is just plain ugly plastic front wheel drive junk ass cars.

    P.S. This is a Ford Econoline you idiot. Don’t go posting shit without knowing your facts.

  5. Shawn on November 21st, 2008 3:49 pm

    Full size vans rule! You guys should be making fun of all these ugly front wheel drive minivans instead.

  6. FuglyRides on November 21st, 2008 3:56 pm

    Thank you for your passionate contributions, Shawn. And yes, we are now aware that this is not a Chevy. Message received. Much appresh.

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